What is your least favorite part of getting an eye exam? Is it the waiting room? That blasted(pun intended) machine that blows in your eye? The lecture for not replacing your lenses often enough? Jeesh, sorry! I didn't know that "disposable" means you shouldn't keep them for over a year. Get over it, already! If I'm being honest about it, which I am, my last visit to the optometrist was Christmas Eve eve. The only reason I went then was that my last contact lens ripped in half that day, and I couldn't get the stupid scotch tape to hold it together. Just kidding-sort of. Anyway, my friendly optometrist gave me two samples for each eye, along with my prescription. By my calculations, I should have been able to make it through Madison's first day of kindergarten before filling the prescription. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. I tore the last sample lens last Friday. So now I'm stuck with my stupid glasses until my prescription comes.
Where was I going with that titillating story? Oh yeah, I hate going to the optometrist. My least favorite part is when they try to trip you up with that "A" or "B" garbage. They're practically identical! I actually had a guy tell me once, "But earlier you said "B" was better. Why did you change your mind?" Yeah, I didn't go back to him. Jerk. And since I've never been good at applying the golden rule, I decided to
subject treat my lovely readers to the experience. Without further ado, which is better?
Okay, maybe just a little more "ado". I do realize the lighting on these pictures is terrible. However, natural light is not a possibility in our hallway, and I promise the flash looked even worse than the overhead light. So again, which is better?
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I've been rearranging the newspaper for about three weeks now, and I'm still not "in love" with any of the arrangements. I have, however, finished reading the top middle article, sideways though it may be. Maybe that's why my neck was hurting last week!