Pat has a hole to dig.
After seeing a commercial (advertising something I've already forgotten) about a husband being whiny while he was sick, Pat and I laughed together, then had this conversation:
Patrick: I'm glad I'm not like that.
Me: Do you really believe you're not whiny when you're sick, or was that supposed to be funny?
Patrick: I'm not! Unless I'm really sick.
Me: You always think you're really sick.
Patrick: No, I mean like, 102 degrees.
Me: You were really whiny when you had the stomach flu.
Patrick: Well you were really whiny when you were in labor! That stomach flu was bad. I felt like I was going to die!
Me: [staring at Patrick in disbelief]
So there you have it. Apparently, going through labor is breezy compared to having the stomach flu.
What holes have your husbands dug for themselves lately?